The best thing about dumping an entire bag of uncooked popcorn kernels on a wood floor is that popcorn kernels don’t roll. They slide pretty well, though.
After cleaning 100s of kernels from under the refrigerator and from every known recess in the pantry, my newly landscaped kitchen floor was back to normal. And, I realized another positive thing about this accident. Edwin Hawkins would be happy I can still sing. “Oh, happy day.”
Look for the bad and you will surely find it. Look for the good? Same result.
Maybe microwave popcorn isn’t such a bad idea after all.